Within a month, Clara's parents are perfectly trained...Pavlovian style. We once harbored the illusion that our combined education, training, and general brain wattage bestowed on us a certain capacity to manage the whims of a baby new to this world.
It is not so.
Clara mocks our hubris with simple tests. With the least convincing whimper from our daughter, we leap out of bed to check her vitals, tend to her discomforts, and otherwise surrender to her every vestige of authority we once held in this small home.
Prior to her birth, we were beaming with ambitions for Clara's first month. She would be the happiest baby on the block, and we the model parents imparting advice to all seeking child -rearing wisdom.
We've since throttled back expectations. In month two, we hope to master the art of attaching a diaper in such a way that poop remains on the inside. We hope to introduce her to the bassinet, next to our bed, that remains unoccupied night after night. We hope to learn how to anticipate fluid explosions so they occur before a bath, not after.
Check in with us on April 27th to see how that's coming along...
It is not so.
Clara mocks our hubris with simple tests. With the least convincing whimper from our daughter, we leap out of bed to check her vitals, tend to her discomforts, and otherwise surrender to her every vestige of authority we once held in this small home.
Prior to her birth, we were beaming with ambitions for Clara's first month. She would be the happiest baby on the block, and we the model parents imparting advice to all seeking child -rearing wisdom.
We've since throttled back expectations. In month two, we hope to master the art of attaching a diaper in such a way that poop remains on the inside. We hope to introduce her to the bassinet, next to our bed, that remains unoccupied night after night. We hope to learn how to anticipate fluid explosions so they occur before a bath, not after.
Check in with us on April 27th to see how that's coming along...
